He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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