she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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