Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I can't turn off my feet"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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