that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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