we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Two words: blizzard sex
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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