I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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