I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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