they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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