Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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