I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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