the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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