got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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