Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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