This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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