so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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