I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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