I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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