Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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