Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?