if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I FOUND THE LEGS