woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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