He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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