making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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