i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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