Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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