Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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