take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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