We won't sleep together?
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real