I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP