I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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