I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Just puked most of my soul out..
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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