white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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