White coat. Heels.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
