I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out