I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...