why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?