Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
tell me about the eggs
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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