Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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