I hate your face
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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