You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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