OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.