You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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