I need help removing her.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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