I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
he puts the penis in happiness.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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