Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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