Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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