when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
It's like God shit irony all over that family
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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