Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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