Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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