Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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