i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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