Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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