One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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