shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Nicole vs. Life
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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two words...techno handjob
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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