"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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