dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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