More tranny stories later!
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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